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Sleep Talkin’ Man

Sleep Talkin’ Man

Yet another example of the female of the species exploiting the creative nature of men!

I believe the story goes along the lines of said creative male sleep talking nuggets of wisdom and inspiration, “Mrs” Sleep Talkin’ Man then takes these bon mots and merchandises them to the world.

My favourites:

“Legs time!  Everybody get your legs!”

“Badger tickling: Proceed with caution”

“I can’t control the kittens, too many whiskers!”

and the best of them all:

“Don’t leave the duck there.  It’s totally irresponsible.

Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”