Women

Man catches carp the weight of Kylie Minogue – Telegraph

Man catches carp the weight of Kylie Minogue – Telegraph

I bet Kylie’s chuffed with the comparison!

Sleep Talkin’ Man

Sleep Talkin’ Man

Yet another example of the female of the species exploiting the creative nature of men!

I believe the story goes along the lines of said creative male sleep talking nuggets of wisdom and inspiration, “Mrs” Sleep Talkin’ Man then takes these bon mots and merchandises them to the world.

My favourites:

“Legs time!  Everybody get your legs!”

“Badger tickling: Proceed with caution”

“I can’t control the kittens, too many whiskers!”

and the best of them all:

“Don’t leave the duck there.  It’s totally irresponsible.

Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”

Megan Fox strips down to her underwear in new Armani campaign | Mail Online

Megan Fox strips down to her underwear in new Armani campaign | Mail Online

Mmmm, Megan . . . need I say more!

Porn Flirts With the 3-D TV Revolution

Your Tech Is on Fire: Porn Flirts With the 3-D TV Revolution | Technomix | Fast Company

Huzzah I say, and again Huzzah!

“I’m Down Like Your Internet Connection” !!

M.I.A. Teams With Blaqstarr, Verizon Workers for Summer Disc : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily

“I was having issues with my cable and wireless, and I was on the phone [with tech support] for three hours, and I thought, ‘Maybe this needs to be part of my music, could you just learn these lyrics and sing it down the phone to me?’ Ten phone calls later, I have Internet that sticks and a song.” !!

http://gizmodo.com/5445780/mia-writes-song-inspired-by-three+hour-verizon-tech-support-call

M.I.A. Teams With Blaqstarr, Verizon Workers for Summer Disc : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily

Decoding Women’s Body Language – Men’s Health – FOXNews.com

Decoding Women’s Body Language – Men’s Health – FOXNews.com

“Unlike women, who are adept at the art of prevarication, most men say what they mean and mean what they say. Their speech is straightforward and to the point.

Women, on the other hand, are generally more complex and subtle, especially when it comes to conversation. That’s why being able to interpret women’s body language is vitally important.

Believe it or not, women are constantly giving out very obvious signals as to how they’re feeling . . . ”

What men don’t get about women – Men & Women, Love & Sex – The Independent

Common sense given a feminazi twist in yet another piece of metrosexual propaganda:

What men don’t get about women – Men & Women, Love & Sex – The Independent

Going down?

Going down?

Catherine Townsend – More money = more oral sex?

Not sure if I clipped this due to the subject matter or the cute profile photo!

“Women. Can’t live with em, pa…

“Women. Can’t live with em, pass the beer nuts.” RT @azcentral http://bit.ly/1e1BKa

RT @TelegraphNews Wife-carryin…

RT @TelegraphNews Wife-carrying champion team win combined body weight in beer – Telegraph http://cli.gs/yeDqX