Are You Spending Too Much Time On Your Playstation?

WARNING: Angry woman alert, language unsuitable for minors!

WARNING: Gaming addiction can seriously damage your domestic bliss.

Don’t say that you weren’t warned!

TCG.

Film review: Bodyguards and Assassins | Film | The Guardian

Film review: Bodyguards and Assassins | Film | The Guardian

It’s Just Not Cricket . . . Or Is It?

Cricket and Marmite . . . quintessentially English with a tendency to be either loved or hated.

If you love cricket then you will love learning how to turn a flutter on the next match into a small fortune.  If you hate cricket then I’m sure you can set aside your feelings in the name of turning a profit!

Cricket is not usually one of the sports that springs to mind when discussing gambling or betting exchange trades but this well kept secret is now being let out of the bag by one extremely successful trader . . . his exceptional methods have secured his financial future and now it’s our turn.

If you are getting into Betfair or any other sports betting platform you will be able to apply his secrets to success to build your own income stream from the betting exchanges by trading on all flavours of cricket, starting out with just a 50 quid bank.

Cricket Trader explains incredibly clearly how you can get hold of your piece of this lucrative, tax free, cricket action fast, simply and with very low risk.

Test matches and one day tournaments attract millions of pounds worth of wagers, even more money is involved during the Cricket World Cup, the Champions’ Trophy and other major international tournaments . . . using these methods you can expect to see returns of four and five figures.

If you are exploring the ways to make money from sports betting then you must take the time to explore Cricket Trader, it will be time very well spent.

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You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that’s in goes out and when he’s out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.

When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

When both sides have been in and out, including the not outs — that’s the end of the game.

TCG

A Senior Moment.

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, “I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, “What did he say?”

The wife yells back to him . . .

…

…

“GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS”

The Age of Innocence.

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

‘Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?’ she asked. ‘They’re mating,’ her father replied.

‘What do you call the spider on top?’ she asked. ‘That’s a Daddy Longlegs,’ her father answered.

‘So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?’ the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, ‘No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.’

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

‘Well, we’re not having any of that shit in our garden’ she said.

YouTube – How To Shave Your Groin – Shaving Tips From Gillette

YouTube – How To Shave Your Groin – Shaving Tips From Gillette

Some excellent comments (amongst the usual YouTube illiterati) have been made on this vid, my favourites:

pringlenator: I just? cut my left nut sack open…Is that bad?

RedLightBulbs: @pringlenatoronly if it pops out and rolls away. Then your balance will be thrown? off

Breathalyzer #Fail

How to Fail a Breathalyzer test!

T-shirt News!

Tron-Inspired T-Shirt Glows in the Dark.

By day, they looks like powder-puff blue tops with a vague white design. By night, they look like you’re ready for a ride on a light cycle.

Full story . . .

First T-Shirt that Completely Eliminates Sweat.

The T-shirt has been specially designed for people who suffer from hyperhidrosis, a problem that gives rise to an excessive amount of sweat due to a malfunction in the sympathetic nervous system. The innovative design of the T-shirt and the treatment the material from which it is made undergoes make it the first T-shirt that completely eliminates sweat.

Full story . . .

Coachella: Katy Perry’s most revealing outfit yet, Beyonce’s X-rated T-shirt and Anna Hathaway and Kate Bosworth’s new men.

Can’t miss the chance to include Beyonce in a post . . . !

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That’s all from the T-shirt news desk for the moment!

Get tested for Chlamydia after…

Get tested for Chlamydia after every cheap alcohol promotion, researchers tell students http://bit.ly/dskeyu via @AddToAny

Peekaboo . . .

Can’t decide if I like this barking mad blonde or not . . .